Fitness Humor Admirer Mugs

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Bench Press Accident

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Old Karate Master

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Jeff was watching his weight.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Pontius Pilates

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Check out my six pack.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"Basically, I'm trying to live long enough to experience eight women for every man."