Fitness Enthusiast With Humor Mugs

'Like it'll do any good.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Bench Press Accident

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Old Karate Master

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Pelobong

"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Jeff was watching his weight.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Pontius Pilates

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Check out my six pack.

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."