Fitness Fan's Humor Mugs

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Health

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Check out my six pack.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

attorney at law

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'Like it'll do any good.'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Muscle Music.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Sports centre lift.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

Aquarobics.

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