Fitness Humor Fan Mugs

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"...I broke four more floorboards at the keep fit class."

'You have a lot of nerve, telling the Defense Department to get 'lean and mean'!'

'It's something we think today's kids will be able to relate to - Inaction Figures.'

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Bench Press Accident

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Old Karate Master

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

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No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?