Fitness Enthusiast With Humor Pillows

'Like it'll do any good.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Bench Press Accident

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Pelobong

"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Jeff was watching his weight.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Check out my six pack.

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Pontius Pilates

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Plan B