Exercise Enthusiast With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Old Karate Master

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Fast Food Dieter

Pelobong

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Fitness in church.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"You could do with some weight training."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'Like it'll do any good.'

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."