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I asked Lance if he's into Pilates. He said yes, which I found surprising but encouraging. Then he went on to say that he liked his Pilates with butter, parsley and sour cream, and I realized that he was confusing Pilates with pierogies.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Old Karate Master

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Fast Food Dieter

Pelobong

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Fitness in church.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Gym. It took him forever to find one with a cup holder. Beer.

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

"You could do with some weight training."

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

'Like it'll do any good.'