Fitness Fan With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Old Karate Master

Large lady holding helium balloons while weighing herself.

'Health farm' Free all radicals

Ironically, young Charles Darwin fails gym.

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Volunteer Manoeuvres.

'Have you ever considered taking up sumo wrestling?'

'Celebrity fitness video.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Banana Yoga

Health

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Check out my six pack.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

'Like it'll do any good.'

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Muscle Music.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'