Fitness Fanatic With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'... This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run...'

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Bench Press Accident

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Old Karate Master

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Still on your left."

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Pontius Pilates

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."