Fitness Fanatic With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'... This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run...'

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Bench Press Accident

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Robber on treadmill

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

"Still on your left."

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Gym. It took him forever to find one with a cup holder. Beer.

Pontius Pilates