Comical Fitness Buff Pillows

'Harold always finds a way to do things lying down.'

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Health

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Jeff was watching his weight.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Pontius Pilates

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'