Comical Fitness Buff Mugs

'Harold always finds a way to do things lying down.'

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Health

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Jeff was watching his weight.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

"I'm beached body ready."

Pontius Pilates

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?