Funny Fitness Buff Pillows

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bench Press Accident

'We're looking for athletic people.'

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Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

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Weight Gain Denial

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Still on your left."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

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