Funny Fitness Buff Gifts

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bench Press Accident

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Content Creator

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Still on your left."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

Weight Gain Denial

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

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