Fitness Buff Gifts

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

'Your numbers are continuing to slide, Santa. You need to be active more than one day a year.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

"Let me touch them for you, son."

"Only 5,000 steps? I thought it would be more than that."

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'Looks like Og took up jogging!'

Boxer working out with punching bag next to cat with scratching post.

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

'... 'Warm up before you take the mound,' I said. 'Stretch out,' I said...'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Scale SOS!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Cardio-lip-reading

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

Weight Gain Denial

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

Working from home: Don't confuse Joe Wicks workouts with John Wick's.

Content Creator

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Man on bike

'You look good, Sid. Have you been working out?' 'My wife says, 'So far!''

'Will a six pack protect you against market fluctuations?'

'Why is you computer sweating?' - 'I've been playing computer squash.'

'I always have a hard-time unwinding when I'm trying a big case.'

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'No, with a 'B.' I called for 'Batman'.'

'Er that's my ipod, no that's my tagging device, no that's my pedometer, no I tell a lie...'

'You could stand to lose a few pounds.'