Exercise Humorist Pillows

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'I did a push-up once - It didn't do me any good at ALL!'

Man Exercising in Wheel on Desert Island.

'We combine the school run with exercise.'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

George finally found some friends who could keep pace with his rigorous training.'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"Dude, time to hit the gym!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"You could do with some weight training."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'Swimming develops poise and grace.' - 'Yes, I've seen a duck walking.'

"I enjoy working out to show tunes, but I don't think any of them should be 'Baby Elephant Walk.'"

"Maybe it's about time you brought an arm, chest, shoulder, back and lower leg master?"

'Doctor, my bike's got saddle-pain!'

'I've warned my husband he shouldn't jog 5 miles a day, but nobody can tell him anything!'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

'....I need to do push-ups more often. I just found my contacts.'

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'