Workout Humorist Pillows

'Like it'll do any good.'

Please seat to be weighted.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Keep Fit.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"Still on your left."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'