Workout Comedian Pillows

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Golfing Work-out

"Extreme miming"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Bench Press Accident

"How should we divide the teams?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Fast Food Dieter

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Olympic Torch Training

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'