Gym Comedians Pillows

Execution Workout

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Robber on treadmill

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Pelobong

Olympic Torch Training

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"I love strong coffee."

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Damn speed hump!"

Stork doing weight training.

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Stationary bicycles.

Balloons On Barbell.

'Do you have anything that's self-propelled?'

Pommel Horse Poops.