Gym Goers With Humor Pillows

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Robber on treadmill

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

Brawnstorming session.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Damn speed hump!"

"I love strong coffee."

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.