Humorous Gym Goer Pillows

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Fast Food Dieter

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"I love strong coffee."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Damn speed hump!"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Stationary bicycles.

Balloons On Barbell.

Weightlifter

'Do you have anything that's self-propelled?'