Comic Gym-goer Pillows

Weightlifter

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Still Life With Nordic Track

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Robber on treadmill

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Damn speed hump!"

"I love strong coffee."

Stork doing weight training.

Woman and sport trainer

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Stationary bicycles.

Balloons On Barbell.