Ironic Gym-goer Pillows

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Randy, can I get a lift to the gym? It's three blocks away. So? You're going to the gym to exercise, but you want to drive to get there? You think it's going to be hard to park? Brain hurts.

Still Life With Nordic Track

Exercising.

Procrastinator's Fitness Center. We specialize in wait training.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Keep Fit.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

How to go form fit to fat...

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Yoga for beginners,

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter