Gym Goer With A Wicked Sense Of Humor Pillows

Gym in Hell

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Still Life With Nordic Track

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Robber on treadmill

Fast Food Dieter

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Damn speed hump!"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"I love strong coffee."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Stationary bicycles.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

Balloons On Barbell.

'Do you have anything that's self-propelled?'

Weightlifter

Gym. It took him forever to find one with a cup holder. Beer.