Humor-loving Gym Pal Pillows

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Keep Fit.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Old Karate Master

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"I love strong coffee."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Balloons On Barbell.

Stationary bicycles.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"I have a personal trainer."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'Do you have anything that's self-propelled?'

Pommel Horse Poops.

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Check out my six pack.

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"