Humor-loving Fitness Friend Pillows

The online exercise class was going rather well.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

Dog Weightlifting

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Check out my six pack.

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

attorney at law

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

'Like it'll do any good.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

Life before fitness trackers.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.'

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

Phone buff.