Humor-loving Gym Pal Mugs

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Robber on treadmill

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"I love strong coffee."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Balloons On Barbell.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

Stationary bicycles.

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"I have a personal trainer."

Pommel Horse Poops.

Check out my six pack.

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

'Do you have anything that's self-propelled?'