Gym-goer With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Ordering the heaviest pizza does not constitute part of a weight training regime!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Yoga for beginners,

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Checkmate!'