Gym Humor Lovers Mugs

Gym. The gym has made some changes and will reopen soon. They just need to work out some bugs first.

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

"It's true: no more burpees."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Keep Fit.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Robber on treadmill

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Olympic Torch Training

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Damn speed hump!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"I love strong coffee."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Muscular Santa

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.