Gym Humor Mugs

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"I love strong coffee."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Damn speed hump!"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.