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Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! You're a fitness instructor now! Yes, I guide my clients through a program of strength and endurance tanning! Muscle mess is increased with progressively bigger bar bills. And each person has a set heart rot target. I guarantee everybody will end up with a great beached body this summer! Just make sure you're there to roll them back in the water, M-Man!
'Go out and get some meat on those bones. Then come back and we'll talk about muscle.'
On the back of the t-shirt...
'Not that sort of body building program!'
"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:
Executive gym with briefcases for weights.
Exercise now!
No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).
"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."
"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"
Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.
'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'
Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!
Robber on treadmill
"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."
"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."
Battery lifting weights
Fast Food Dieter
"I want you to learn from my mistakes."
Olympic Torch Training
"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."
Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.
Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!
No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).
"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"
Walking To School Simulator
'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'
Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.
Easy chair exercise machines
'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'
Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.
Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.
"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."
Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it
Exercising your heart.
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