Gym Joke Lover Prints

'Go out and get some meat on those bones. Then come back and we'll talk about muscle.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Exercise now!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Battery lifting weights

Fast Food Dieter

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Walking To School Simulator

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Exercising your heart.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"It's improv night."