Gym Jokester Mugs

Just Do It. Just Did It.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'Ok, now everyone jump up and touch the ceiling 100 times with the palms of your hands...'

Starting pistol sounds for people on exercise bikes.

"It's improv night."

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'

"My gut instinct told me to come"

"My New Year's resolution was to get in shape."

'Life imprisonment? But I just signed up for a lifetime membership at my neighborhood gym.'

'He took all of the fat off his mid-section and all the fat off his rear but look where it went!'

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

"I'm much better at exercising caution."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Just think, I used to pay a spa $30 a month to hang me upside down in gravity inversion boots.'

"How many reps have you managed in the gym today?"

"Training aid."

'The proette trained on fungic frumenty.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Like it'll do any good.'

'You're out of shape fatboy ...' - Personal Trainer

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Learner driver practices on a treadmill.

"I was down at the community center for an exercise class. I wanted to do something for myself...and I did! I gave myself a wedgie."

Gym. Frank exercises religiously --- He always ends up on his knees.

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

Gym. You're lifting weights so you can be in a tape company ad? Yeah, their motto is "a stronger seal."

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Gym. Trainer. What's with this "burning calories"? Why can't we just lightly toast them?

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Face lifting

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

On the back of the t-shirt...