Gym Jokers Mugs

"Whatever."

Muscle Music.

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

A bull on a treadmill

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Easy chair exercise machines

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."