Gym Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"