Gym Humorists Gifts

Health Club: For Regular People

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Still on your left."

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

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