Health Club: For Regular People
Gym Humorists Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for gym humorists? Explore our collection of playful and humorous items that celebrate sweating, lifting, and laughing. From funny mugs to quirky t-shirts, find the perfect way to inspire and amuse your favorite fitness fanatic.
The Three Billy Goats Buffed
On the back of the t-shirt...
'Not that sort of body building program!'
"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."
"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."
Bench Press Accident
Executive gym with briefcases for weights.
"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."
Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.
"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"
Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!
'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'
"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."
"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."
Robber on treadmill
Fast Food Dieter
No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).
"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"
Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.
"I want you to learn from my mistakes."
"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."
"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."
Olympic Torch Training
Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.
Easy chair exercise machines
Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.
"Still on your left."
Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.
'Why are jogging on the spot?'
'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'
Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it
"It's improv night."
'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'
'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'
Gym Humorists Gifts Collection
Gym Humorists Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for gym humorists filled with witty sayings and fun designs to energize your mornings.
Gym Humorists Pillows
Add a playful touch to home or gym décor with our gym humorist pillows, featuring funny and inspiring fitness designs.
Gym Humorists Prints
Decorate with motivation and humor! Browse our prints to bring lively, funny fitness art into any space.
Gym Humorists T-Shirts
Find the perfect humorous t-shirt for gym lovers and humorists alike—comfortable, clever, and designed to make a statement.