Home Gym Humorist Gifts

"What?!?? Who the hell is this guy?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Bench Press Accident

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Robber on treadmill

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'