Gym Goer Humorist Gifts

"Sometimes, you do need to re-invent the wheel."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Robber on treadmill

How to go form fit to fat...

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Yoga for beginners,

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Fast Food Dieter