Gym Goer Humorist Gifts

"Sometimes, you do need to re-invent the wheel."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Keep Fit.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Yoga for beginners,

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Fast Food Dieter

'You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping lunch and jumping to conclusions won't help you tone up and lose weight.'