Exercise Entertainer Pillows

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Pelobong

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Please seat to be weighted.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'