Creative Exerciser Gifts

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Lemniskate

"How long were you in that headstand?"

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'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

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Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Cross-country knitting.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

Dog on skates.

A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

"Next bench is four steps."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

Early Treadmills,

"Walking in the hall carrying a file folder makes you look busy. This allows you to get an aerobic workout and nobody is the wiser."