Imaginative Exerciser Gifts

'It's an exercise stimulator.'

Exercising

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

Fast Food Dieter

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Fitness in church.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Exercise Car.

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

Dog on skates.

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

"He's out jogging."

Sports for slipper wearers.

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"