Exercise Dreamer Gifts

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Couch Potato dreams about exercising.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Midnight Basketball

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Olympic Climate

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Baseball Dreams

Red Arrows Rookies

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Built and Built without a permit.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Spider Press-Ups

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Not The Real Me

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Damn speed hump!"