Olympic Dreamer Gifts

"Looks like Bob's been watching the Winter Olympics again."

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

Paris Olympics

'I need a sick note to cover me for the London Olympics.'

'I forgot to let go...!'

Why it is best to check your Olympics seat location before buying tickets from scalpers.

He's still hoping that drinking lager will become an olympic sport.

'We can definitely squeeze you in in four years time!'

I love gymnastics

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Had it not been for Olympic sponsorship, Harold would have won the mens' downhill.

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

1012 Fun and Games.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Here are some things we'd see at the upcoming 2021 summer Olympics if Ernie was in charge. Long jump records being shattered thanks to the new shark tank! Parents who have managed both work and child education from home during the pandemic are in the balance beam event. Distance running features healthcare workers. They've been in a marathon, not a sprint, and have showed incredible endurance. No the pole vault is not a secure place where we store poles.

Olympic Climate

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Midnight Basketball

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Baseball Dreams

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Not The Real Me

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'