Gold Medal Dreamer Gifts

"What's next?"

'They may own the podium, but it appears to be in a low rent district.'

'Hang on a minute.'

"He had to deliver an urgent memo."

"Pathetic TV coverage... We should have won far more gold medals by now."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Olympic Climate

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Not The Real Me

Inbox and Outbox

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'Life is too short to be little.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

The weight of winning gold.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

I'm a vegan triathlete

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.

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