Swimming Dreamer Gifts

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Olympic Climate

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Midnight Basketball

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Baseball Dreams

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Not The Real Me

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Paris Olympics

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'