Swimming Dreamer Pillows

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Olympic Climate

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Midnight Basketball

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Baseball Dreams

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Not The Real Me

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Paris Olympics

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

I love gymnastics