Swimming Dreamers Pillows

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Midnight Basketball

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Baseball Dreams

You have reached the end of your brain...

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Spell-Check Bee

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Not The Real Me

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

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Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'