Olympic Dreamers Pillows

The self-esteem police go to the olympics

"My niece was in the Winter Olympics. She won a cold medal"

Covid Secure Olympics

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Midnight Basketball

Olympic Climate

Baseball Dreams

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Not The Real Me

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

My Hero

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

The weight of winning gold.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

Paris Olympics

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.