Nautical Dreamers Pillows

'The nerve! We're only three hours late!'

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

"Man the harpoons, ye hearties! The great fish lies dead ahead!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Sailor in Car.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Cod Psychologists.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Get me the coast.'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Have a very piratical Birthday

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."