Nautical Dreamers Gifts

'The nerve! We're only three hours late!'

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Sailor in Car.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Cod Psychologists.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Get me the coast.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."