Boat Dreamers Gifts

"Yes, it's my Master's boat on the trailer parked in front of the house. In five years, he's gone sailing exactly twice..."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Cod Psychologists.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Dentists on Holiday

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Mermaid and old sailor

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Heavenly Ships

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Parents shows the sea to their child.

Cruise to nowhere

"Any luck"

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

A painter drawing a ship

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Hope